When i am the prime minister or President

1. Declare a maximum cap a person can inherit from their parents or ancestors.
   This will help reduce unnecessary accumulation of wealth.
    Children will take care of parents or guardians well.. will not allow them to die soon or kill them

2. Schools to have parking below play ground. No car will be allowed to park outside schools for dropping and picking. Vehicles have to go inside the parking lot. Schools can design the parking lot in such way that it is either underground or semi underground.  Play area to be above that

What is it

The saga of DD refuses to close. I ordered add in occultist to buy the bus pass of November. The DD was not received at home address. The courier guy had lied that it was delivered. Raised a complaint with bank to trace it and hold that amount to be kept in suspension. I was worried that some other Vishwanath in our road might have gotten hold of it or the courier guy was trying some mischief.

After repeated complaints for three to four months, I finally got a call from the back that they have traced the DD and they asked me to come and collect in person.

Due to work and relatives visiting over weekend, I kept postponing to visit the bank.
Finally for the visa processing I had to get the bank statement do I decided to violent the statement and also the DD and reached on Thursday at it should relatively empty.
As soon as soon I reached bank and asked for the dead DD, the receptionist asked if I were Vishwanath. But surprised that I have become popular, said yes and to my luck she says that she was waiting for me to come and collect and since I didn't turn up for the weeks she had sent it back.... She asked me to come back again after two days so that she can arrange getting back the dd to the branch...

I reached the bank on Saturday. It was crowded as it was weekend. After some wait I got the DD, and I asked if I can get the amount reversed right away. It was possible and I had to get a counter number and ticket. But the machine hung as soon as I requested a token... They had to reboot the system. After a while I got s token. Went to the cash counter... Now the cash counter last said that the DD is under suspension.. And was not redeemable... They have to check with Mumbai branch on how to proceed... They sent some emails and we have been waiting. And this when I drafted this write up.

Still waiting for them to find out how to get the dd cancelled and revert the money back to my account...

Why is that every step of mine is blocked.. Obstructed with something out the other... And it is so difficult to explain my luck to anyone.. All think that I am making and cooking reasons

What is it

Pun intended

What do you a call girl who is twice shy??

Shy-lajja

"Once bitten, shy-lajja"
:)

Meat for a song

Blah blah.. (about how he feels about his crush)..
And this Pallavi runs in a comical note;:

And why do I feel,
that I am like dandruff on your scalp....
You itch, you flake,
You clean, you shampoo,
You medicate, you seek help...
But I keep coming back,
No matter what you do...
So close, but never want to be together

Ahh, why do I feel that way

;)  :D

Good luck Chuck

Feeling like Chuck yet again yet again...

Two of them this time!!, I don't know what really happens... I find someone interesting, and within few months they get hitched....
It can't be just coincidence... Happening for the last twenty years.... Something surely ads up and makes me feel like Chuck... Yet again!!

Zip go

Zip go... Well it could be a name of transport service... But it is decent version of Kannada scolding "muchkondu hogu" (ಮುಚ್ಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗು)

He he... Lol just like my old school teacher used to say " whose father house bundle goes"
(ಯಾರಪ್ಪನ ಮನೆ ಗಂಟು ಹೋಗುತ್ತೆ?)

Inflation has no effect on karma

Our currencies lose value every year. What our grandfather's used to buy in one buck costs several hundreds now.
But come to think of karma... It looks like inflation has no effect on the amount of karma whatsoever... The burden or value of karma does not get reduced a bit. You have to repay every single paisa or penny... For so many incarnations

My invention of the day: Steering Wheel Keyboard

Saw a girl struggling to type some message on her phone and at the same drive on the road. Legally this is an deadly combination. you shouldn’t be doing this… it could cause the person doing it and some other unlucky persons on the road.

So why not have  alphabet keys on the steering wheel itself and be able to press them using the thumb? just like the mobile keyboard where most of the typing is done by both the thumbs….  this could be attached to the cell phone using blue tooth.

And you can improvise from here

fairness

Indians are not fair with not so so fair people…

serial pipe

One quote goes like “do tomorrow’s work today, today’s work now!” Cant remember who said this, I guess it is M. K. Gandhi, but i may be wrong.

Coming to that saying: tomorrow’s work do it today, today’s work do it now…

then what happens to the work supposed to be doing right now?  i would say forget it ;) So tomorrow’s work==>do it today. today’s work ==> do it now, current work ==> forget it.

sounds like a serial pipe to me.

this way, we don’t have to do anything… any work that has to be done now eventually, must be forgotten :-p

irony of life

one of my oldest saying:

Every man ‘lives’ to die one day

but ironically, he dies everyday to live…

  -Swami Vishwanath-ananda :))

dlg

"I am not afraid of death, but surely afraid of miserable life"
-charecter X about his health concern...

one god!!

ದೇವರು ಒಬ್ಬನೇ!...
... ಆದರೆ ಗುರುಗಳು ಹಲವಾರು !!!

(ಆದ್ದರಿಂದ ಮುಗಿಯದಣ್ಣ ಜಾತ್ಯತೀಯತೆಯ ಪಿಡುಗು)
-ವಿಶ್ವನಾಥ್ ಹಾವರಗಿ
(God is one, but many are the preachers... hence you would never get away with hypocracy of secularism)

"Jealousy is the best (un)known aphrodisiac among humans!"
-Vishwanath Hawargi

Green grass

Grass is greener everywhere, but the gardener is better on the other side!

-Vishwanath

Plan of life

If I ever get damn rich, I would spend rest of my life just counting my money :)

Me quotes!

What ever happens, happens for good. Whose good? time would say!
-Vish

Plan A does not work. Neither does plan B. So plan to have a plan C.
-Vish